Editor’s Note
By Sumaiya Nasir | December 5, 2022 Alas, the semester has come to a close! Had I been told a year ago that I would be finishing off my...
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OPINIONS
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Albany Student Satire (ASS): How to Win Thanksgiving
By Henry Fisher | November 28, 2022 Photo Credit: Shutterstock This article is meant to be read as satire and should not be taken...
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Albany Student Satire (ASS): UAlbany Tunnels, Bureaucracy, and Microdose Radiation
By Henry Fisher | November 21, 2022 An earthly heaven. Photo Credit: Henry Fisher This article is meant to be read as satire and should...
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OPINION: Democrats Got Lucky – This Time
By Neil Heriot | November 14, 2022 President Biden commenting on the midterms on Wednesday. Photo Credit: National Public Radio The...
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OPINION: What’s Happening to Our Democracy?
Neil Heriot | November 7, 2022 Paul and Nancy Pelosi Photo Credit: BBC News Last week, a man broke into the residence of Paul and Nancy...
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Albany Student Satire (ASS): Hudson Avenue Wins Contest for Best Halloween Decor
By Henry Fisher | October 31, 2022 An Albany local enjoys the sites of Hudson Avenue, sure to keep multiple sets of eye protection close...
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OPINION: Liz Truss and Ideological Rigidity
Neil Heriot | October 31, 2022 Liz Truss defending herself a few days before her resignation Photo Credit: NBC News Oct. 25 was the end...
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OPINION: Why the Progressive Green Energy Revolution isn’t Realistic
By Neil Heriot | October 3, 2022 Photo Credit: Shutterstock Chances are, if you consider yourself a progressive, you are vehemently...
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OPINION: A Letter to UAlbany Students Concerning Recent Violence
By Ashley Wint | September 26, 2022 Photo Credit: dreamstime.com Dear UAlbany students, Crime is on the rise in our community. As...
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Albany Student Satire (ASS): UAlbany Construction Project to Begin in Your Dorm Room
By Mick Reilly | September 19, 2022 Empty UAlbany Dorm Room Photo Credit: UAlbany Residential Life This article is meant as satire and...
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OPINION: Why the West Must Support Ukraine Regardless of the Cost
By Neil Heriot | September 19, 2022 The Ukrainian flag Photo Credit: Shutterstock I doubt I was alone when I believed Ukraine would fall...
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Opinion: ‘90s Tabloid Culture Returns with Hulu’s Pam and Tommy
By: Danielle Modica Is it 1995 again? Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee’s whirlwind relationship is back on television screens with the...
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Opinion: Romantic Comedies to Watch on Valentine’s Day if You’re Single
By: Santiago Brion | February 14, 2022 Photo Credit: Creative Commons It is February once again and that means Valentine’s Day is upon...
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OPINION: We Need to Update How We Talk about Santa - Santa Classism and the Prosperity Gospel
By Jack Besterman | December 22, 2021 The same post goes around every December: “I can not stress this enough. Stop telling your Santa...
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OPINION: Astroworld Festival Tragedy Should Have Never Happened
By Stephanie Hyde | November 15, 2021 Attending a concert is the pinnacle of entertainment for a music fan. Rather than listening to...
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OPINION: The Delay of a SA Renaissance
By Sam Salazar | October 24, 2021 Last year’s SA was a complete mess. From a dysfunctional senate, inadequate leaders, and a delayed...
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OPINION: Redundant Remixes Have Lost Their Unique Appeal
By Stephanie Hyde | October 25, 2021 A song remix often brings the expectation that it should meet or exceed the level of the original. A...
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OPINION: Is There An Issue With Yearly Reading Goals?
Shianne Henion | October 22, 2021 The pressure is on! Starting in January of every year, readers all around can participate in Goodreads'...
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OPINION: Indigenous Peoples’ Day Is More Than a Holiday’s New Name
By Melanie Paredes | October 11, 2021 It wasn’t until 2019 that mainstream U.S. society began to call Columbus Day by its true name:...
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Opinion: Mask Use Reveals a Sharp Divide in Campus Mindset
By Jack Besterman | October 4, 2021 I was covering a meeting of the Student Association a few weeks ago. I did not know much about SA and...
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OPINION: A Not-So-Well Wednesday
By Alison Vinick | March 9, 2021 The University at Albany has canceled the entirety of its spring break to make way for a shortened...
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We Need to Fight This Together
By M. Francis Mirro Benjamin Franklin, as he went to pen his name to the bottom of the Declaration of Independence, said, “Now we must...
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The Injustice of New York's Closed Primary
When it comes to primaries, independent voters are iced out of this election process entirely in 28 states including New York.
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New York's Bail Reform the Right Move
Despite recent attention paid to high profile abusers of New York’s new system, cash bail needs to be completely abolished
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Republicans are the Real "Snowflakes"
In reality, it is the Republicans, especially those on the far-right, who fear the harsh realities of the world and get easily offended when
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Students Deserve a Day Off, Too
The University at Albany decided that, while students and professors had to come to campus ready to work, all offices were closed.
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UAlbany's Exercise Equipment Comes up Short
I don’t believe UAlbany's facilities help anyone in trying to achieve a healthier lifestyle.
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Trump's SWAT Takedown Targets Human Rights
America under President Donald Trump has taken a maddeningly militaristic turn, and New York is a target.
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Shakira and JLo Shook Up Super Bowl LIV
The Superbowl LIV half-time show made history on Sunday, Feb. 2 when it headlined two Latina legends: Jennifer Lopez and Shakira
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Witch Hunt Wednesday
Desann Chin-Carty, the president and CEO of the University at Albany’s Student Association, faced impeachment for abuse of power
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2020: American Turning Point
By M. Francis Mirro It is, of course, 2020, a new year and an abundantly important one. An election year, 2020 is not only the beginning...
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Baseball Drops the Ball as Astros Cheat to Win it All
By Liam Jeffries The Houston Astros, once the toast of the baseball world, have been exposed as frauds. And baseball doesn’t seem to...
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America Needs a Wealth Tax
Supreme Court Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. said, “Taxes are the price we pay to live in a civilized society.”
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Banning Political Ads: Twitter Did Something Right For Once
Twitter, meanwhile, announced they would no longer accept any paid political ads.
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Daylight Savings Time Sucks
Let’s face it - Daylight Saving Time helps absolutely no one.
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The Case for Compulsory Voting
The solution may be taking away the option entirely and mandating that all eligible voters cast a ballot.
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Concentration Camps Undermine American Ideals, Obviously
If our positions are so unmovable, our hate so defining, then the American Experiment is already a failed one.
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America's Private Prison Issue is an Existential Crisis
America’s incarceration rate is out of control. More people are in our prisons than in that of China or Russia
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America Needs to Cut Border Patrol Spending
Whether you agree with the Trump administration’s pleas to secure our borders, or not; one thing is for certain, we need to reduce spending
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The Inevitability of the Movie Remake
Movie remakes seem to be something of an inevitability these days
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It's Time to End the Tattoo Stigma
The stigma around tattoos is one that needs to end. The younger generations have been making it clear that tattoos mean absolutely nothing a
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Impeach Donald Trump
These are assumptions that made the rapid fire news developments of the past week so shocking and gratifying to fatigued observers, for, unl
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Urging a Breakaway Party for Moderate Conservatives
You don’t need to become a Democrat, you can exercise your political power through action and create your own party, one that embraces true
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Is the New Generation Forgetting the Holocaust?
A study commissioned by the Jewish Materials Claims Against Germany found that in a study of 1,350 Americans, aged 18 and older, millennials
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Let 16-Year Olds Vote Locally
16-year-olds should be given the right to vote on more localized ballots such as school boards or town representatives/
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UAlbany's Questionable Relationship With Israel
During the first half of 2019, during which the CEHC field trip took place, Israeli occupation forces killed 54 Palestinians, including 12 c
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Nationals Fans Send a Message to the World
The Nationals fans began booing the president; the noise level was even measured at 100 decibels, equivalent to a jet takeoff at 305 meters.
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Lebron James Ignorant on Hong Kong Comments
LeBron James, a symbol for ‘wokeness’ in America and one of the greatest basketball players of all time, now has furious Hong Kong protestor
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Give Back Our Self-Serve Soda, Campus Center!
By Emily Hayes Campus Center restaurants no longer have self-serve drink options. With the exception of Damien’s, the soda machines are...
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Boris Johnson and the Blatently Undemocratic Suspension of Parliament
By LIAM JEFFRIES Brexit is one of those news stories that, like a Monty Python sketch, seems to get more insane the longer it goes on....
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